Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Mission Accomplished. Continue to aim high, sister!
Just imagine- if this woman hadn't traded her soul for a big house and popped out these kids, those backpacks would just be sitting there on the floor. And who would be spreading the Nutella?
My guess is- Nobody. And what a tragedy that would be. So let's not build a flux capacitor, go back ten years, and suggest to this woman that there might just be something in life worth a bit more than spreading nut and cocoa cream on toast in order to get children to the breakfast table. I mean, just imagine the tear in the space-time continuum that would create.
The Nutella jar would just sit there, unopened. The kids would keep playing, and those backpacks would just stay on the floor. Oh, the humanity. Thank G-d we can't go back in time, because it would be really awful to mess up all this, wouldn't it?
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I agree. It's entirely possible that the secretive Italian corporation that produces this goo might lose a minute's profits. Judging from what little we are allowed to know of them, they might send someone down to break our legs.
ReplyDeleteHmm. It's lonely around here lately.
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