Saturday, September 19, 2015
Little Caesar's knows it's audience
No, not Crazy Cat People- though anyone who would own this many cats certainly is crazy, and I can't imagine having an appetite ever if I had to live with all those cats. I don't want to live with even ONE cat. Ugh, turns my stomach to think about it.
By "knows it's audience," I mean knows that people who are dumb enough to spend good money on the cheap, mass-produced crud that makes up a Little Caesar's pizza are the same people who think that ordering a pizza online, "with those confusing passwords and stored credit card numbers," is too complicated to handle on a regular basis. It's almost frightening to think where we are going as a society when ordering a pizza online- which was sold to us as pretty damned close to miraculously wonderful about fifteen minutes ago- is now described as "too complicated."
Meanwhile....I wonder how many kitty litter boxes this guy has? Never mind- again, I don't even want to think about it.
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I got no problem with a few cats. A FEW. I love them, but I hold myself strictly to a two-cat limit.
ReplyDeleteAs for this ad, it appears to be aimed at people who can't handle much in the way of complexity. Look at Domino's--they've got it to the point where all you have to do is text a pizza emoji. The assumption must be that people who order pizza at all are not too bright. I order pizza at times, but I am, amazingly, capable of doing it by picking up a phone and talking to a person. Go figure.