Saturday, December 9, 2017
Not surprised that comments are disabled for these Apple Commercials...
I mean, when you combine the horrible non-soundtrack with that little brat laying on the grass with a $2000 piece of technology responding to his mom with "what's a computer?" in a zombie monotone, I can totally understand why Apple doesn't want to hear what anyone has to say about this hideous nugget of dreck.
"What's a computer?" It's that thing you're casually risking destroying because Hey It's Not Your Money and the stores have plenty of them. "Where do you want to go?" Well, I can tell you where I want all of the people involved in this commercial to go. I won't say where that is, because it really doesn't fit into the holiday spirit.
The most aggravating thing about this pretentious pile of time-wasting dumb is that you just know the people who created it broke into tears and gave eachother high-fives when they saw the finished product. Never mind that the product being sold is pretty much the ultimate in self-indulgent conspicious consumption. This thing is made by Asian children who whose only relationship with the product will involve putting it together so that it can be sold to spoiled rotten First Worlders like the horrible people in this ad. Who will then proceed to prance around as if it provided some level of significant meaning to their lives and isn't going to be replaced by a Much Better Update in six months.
F-- you, Apple.
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