Friday, March 29, 2019
Honda gives me stuff to do
1. Buy a garage.
2. Clean it out.
3. Buy a Honda.
I guess that's the way things are supposed to work. I mean, it's safe to assume that none of the families featured in this ad ever owned a car before, right? Why else would they suddenly be cleaning out their garages to make room for the new Honda they'll be welcoming into the family soon?
Oh, I forgot a step:
4. Move the motorcycle that I bought after I bought a garage to the side to make room for my new Honda. That's a pretty cool bike, buddy- probably cost a pretty penny, too. Hey, is that why these weird suburban families never had a car before? Someone spent all the family money on a motorcycle? Seems kind of selfish.
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