Here's a heartwarming commercial for eTrade featuring a jackass who is so obsessed with his freaking portfolio that he totally forgot that it's kind of his turn to take care of the kids he chose to create with his spouse. So while they are so bored from total lack of interaction with their dad - and so desperate for his attention- that they are literally throwing (salt?) into the air while in the same room with him, he's still not going to be more than slightly distracted from his mad pursuit of money.
It's so bad, in fact, that the tagline "you've compromised enough" is included in this ad and, presumably, his thoughts. I seriously don't know what this could possibly mean other than "your kids are crap pains in the royal ass, you can't even get your TrophyWife to take care of them while you are busy fulfilling your proper function in the home by managing your- excuse me, the family's- vast and growing fortune. And you thought you had a deal! I suspect that the next scene features this guy joining Trophywives.com to start arranging for an Updated version. After all, You've Compromised EnoughTM.
What? Is there another way to interpret all this?
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