Warms the heart, it does.
Seriously, I don't know why the narrator doesn't just say "here's a bunch of artsy still shots of people you know- and who have money coming out of their ears- and the Apple Laptops they can afford because they have money coming out of their ears. And oh, we're also going to include a smiling, gap-toothed kid and maybe a muppet or two- you know, to make this even remotely relatable to 99 percent of the viewing audience."
All presented in glorious black and white, of course- because these have to be super-artsy and when you have absolutely zero ideas, black and white photos is how you present yourself as super-artsy.
I AM pretty sure I know why comments are turned off for this particular video. I don't think my take on these "rich people are better than you because they use these toys that you can't afford, losers" commercials is particularly unique. Not that Apple gives a damn what us non-geniuses with out One Size Fits All Inferior Dell setups think. We are NOT the audience for the insufferable entitlement being celebrated in these steaming piles of self-congratulation posing as what I THINK are MacBook Pro ads.
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