Geico hands Dikembe Mutombo some money to beat that dead horse some more

 

This schtick has made an unrequested return from the dead because Geico, as usual, has absolutely nothing to day about its insurance. Come to think of it, Geico has NEVER had anything to say about its own insurance except to say its been around for a long time and might be cheaper than its competitors.  So these "happier than...." wastes of brain cells are callback to an old ad campaign with the same message:  Geico either doesn't know how to sell insurance or might know how to sell insurance but doesn't know how to sell ITS insurance.  So we get CGI pigs and lizards and crap like this instead.

And maybe I'm not the only one out there who didn't want to see this stuff make a comeback- the comments are, after all, blocked.  Good sign.