Why would anyone looking for a new phone service be impressed by Ryan Reynolds being the "owner" of that new service? Does Ryan Reynolds have some kind of experience with phone tech or the management of a large company that I'm unaware of? Or is he just another Tom Hanks* "I have a trustworthy face so what I say carries unwarranted, unearned weight" celebrity willing to sell his Middle Class Values Down to Earth image** to the highest bidder?
I'm sorry, but just because you are talented enough to survive playing a superhero in Green Lantern to go on to play another superhero in Deadpool doesn't mean I'm going to trust you to provide me with decent mobile coverage.*** Besides, it might be your agent who pulled that off, not you.
*Did you know that Tom Hanks is not actually a veteran of World War II? I just looked it up.
**I thought Reynolds was relatable and fun to watch in Just Friends. And that's about it.
***If I were interested in decent coverage, I wouldn't be with T-Mobile now, would I?
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