"mmmmm.....I married into a family of mouth-breathers so witless and incapable of thinking about anything other than what is actually in front of their face, I can actually appreciate a few seconds of silence because seriously- if this is what they think about while eating, imagine the pointless drivel that comes pouring out of their mouths when they DO speak."
"I mean, they could at least notice that despite the fact that we all have chicken on our plates, the bucket is overflowing. But hey, it's a KFC commercial so that's kind of a given, isn't it?"
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