Personally, I see this as such an obvious win-win my only question is, why didn't anyone ever think of putting these two favorite pastimes together? I mean, what could possibly go better with drinking than gambling? Driving a semi? Piloting a passenger jet? Sex? Everyone knows that drinking improves reasoning skills and makes it easier to make well-thought-out, sensible choices.
So pop another beer and rethink those silly second thoughts you had about gambling your paycheck on the length of the next field goal made by a left-handed kicker drafted out of Alabama. You'll be glad you did. And if you aren't, well, there's that 800-number on the bottom of the screen. You won't need it, but it's there anyway.
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