The bottom line to this typically overproduced (it was, after all, a Superbowl ad) idiocy is: don't forget Uber Eats delivers food so you don't have to get up off the couch except to go answer the door, ever.
Don't worry, Uber Eats. Americans are well aware that it's never been easier to be immobile. First there were restaurants. Then fast-food restaurants. Then drive-thrus, because who has time/energy to walk into a building these days We Are All So Very Very Busy After All. We've had pizza delivery for more than fifty years. And now- with a special boost from that Disease That Shall Not Be Named- we have Door Dash and Uber Eats, so when we "don't feel like" cooking and also "don't feel like" driving to a fast food place and "don't feel like" just going to sleep instead of eating AGAIN and "don't feel like" doing without ANYTHING EVER, we can just swipe an App on our phones (we always feel like doing that) and strip ourselves of even more disposable income by making an impulse purchase of empty calories so we don't get distracted from Netflix or that video game we are NOT addicted to so Shut Up.
Oh and these two people were on some inexplicably popular Seinfeld rip-off from the 1990s. One of them has had something of a career since then, though not much unless you compare it to the other guy's. Remember? Me neither, actually.
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