1. "What's going on here" is quickly answered with "he saved so much money bundling his insurance, he combined soccer with football." But the question could just as easily mean "why are we standing here on the sidelines watching this" or "why are you always hanging around me, don't you have a job to do?"*
2. "...he invented a new sport called Fruitball...." oh, whatever. Talk about creating a gigantic glowing banner which reads STATE FARM HAS OFFICIALLY RUN OUT OF IDEAS. What is the logical connection between saving some money and inventing a new sport? There is none. This is beyond Contrived; we need to invent a new word for it.
*Seriously, though. When is Pat Mahomes going to tell this guy to stop acting like they are joined at the hip? Mahomes can't spend as much time with his wife as he does with this unfunny, uninteresting creep. Shouldn't he be selling policies or denying coverage or something? Does he actually work for State Farm, or is he just trying to make a living as Mahomes' most persistent stalker? What the hell is going on here?
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