Never mind Jamie Foxx excitedly telling you that it's not quite time to pull the trigger or throw that noose over the rafters just because that third-string receiver didn't score a touchdown on his third reception during his fifth game after being claimed off waivers from the Panthers; if he scores a touchdown on his FOURTH reception, your bet will be honored (presumably. See any number of "oops sorry we can't pay out Because Reasons" stories on YouTube. The house always wins, even when it loses.)
I have better advice- listen to that tiny bit of common sense and rationality that hasn't been consumed by instant gratification internet connections and ultra-processed empty calories, take the real second chance, and delete that app you downloaded in a moment of stupidity weakness. Like nuclear war, the only winning move is not to play. Sorry/not sorry to end the year as the same kind of scold I was when it started, but this is getting so much worse than I thought it ever would.
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