"Welcome to Toyotathon...."
Response by what appears to be a human life form using a script from Nathan Pyle's aliens: "we are taking her friends to the snow in a Highlander."
First, how is that a response to "welcome to this sales event?" Like, talk about cutting to the chase- "yeah yeah, we are taking New Car to Destination. Sell us new car." Second, why would Jan give a flying damn WHY you want a new car or what you plan to do with it? She's there to sell you the car you want or, if you aren't sure you want one, convince you that you do and in fact can't live another day without one. That's what car salesmen DO. But you come in here with your daughter and her friend who is for some reason being referred to in the plural all decked out in winter clothing as if you've just stopped by to pick up the vehicle you need to "go to the snow" like you are dropping by McDonald's for a quick Happy Meal. Dude, this is going to take some time. At least take your jacket and scarf off. You guys look like total dorks who have no idea how the process of purchasing a car works. THIS IS GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES.
And what would Jan know about "Human Friends" anyway? She's spent the last decade or more sitting in that dealership with that stupid frozen zombie smile grinning like a mannequin and acting as if being the peddler of Japanese Imports has her on a constant dopamine drip. What are you ON, woman?
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