"Hey honey, it's your turn to vacuum."
"No problem- I bought a $499 Roomba. No worries, I used CommBank StepPay, so it only costs $125 every two weeks for two months."
"Um, ok. Oh by the way, remember I recreated my grandmother's meatloaf recipe from scratch last night. So it's your turn to cook."
"No problem- I ordered Uber Eats, it will be here in a minute. Just $20 every two weeks for two months. Easy peazy."
"Um....ok. Just one more thing. Where did this new couch come from? I thought we said we were going to hold off on new furniture?"
"That's before I discovered the wonderful world of Buy Now, Pay Later. This couch is only $200 every six weeks for six months. We can afford $200!"
"Thanks for reminding me why we have separate bank and credit card accounts, honey."
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