Pigeons may be ugly and dirty and all-around nuisances, but I'll say this for them: At least they're outside.
Looks like a nice day, too. But the zombie humans they are spying on are All About The Big Glowing Box and have no time for fresh air and sunshine because after all switching from one show to another- or even watching several at the same time- is so seamless and effortless. Going outside would require getting up. Maybe even putting on shoes. And if the humans here wanted anything to do with that nonsense, they wouldn't be paying hundreds of dollars a month on their TV addiction. I mean, let's be real here.
Binge away, DirectTV Zombies. I'm heading out for a walk. And if it sounds like I think I'm making the superior choice, well, yeah. I guess I am.
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