Sunday, March 16, 2025

That Stupid Golden Corral Commercial, Part III

 


This one really brings me back to those special occasions in which I would receive an invitation from my mom and dad to grace them with my presence at dinner.  I'd get dressed up, call a taxi, and head off to the spot designated on the invite at the specified time, all the while wondering what special event was being celebrated to rate such an event.

In the middle of dinner, mom or dad would make the announcement- usually it involved deciding to change paper towel providers, or getting the car washed, or some other once-in-a-lifetime moment that could only be marked properly with a sit-down meal at a restaurant.  Sometimes the event was tied to the place we were celebrating at- I remember being summoned to the local McDonald's, 6 PM sharp Tuesday Next, to mark the temporary return of the McRib.  And the time we were called to dine at Applebee's to toast the $10 coupon dad got for Applebee's.  Magic Moments.

So I can definitely relate to this ad; it's a real slice of my own life.  I don't get what this kid is saying about "making varsity" or some such, but it's certainly uncouth of him for trying to step on the designated Reason for the Meal- the availability of rubber low-grade beef and microwaved fish-flavored bread crumbs.  What's his deal, anyway?

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