Want those clients to use your company again and again? Well, you could provide quality service at a good price. But let's face it- that requires effort, and considering your planned profit margin it's probably not especially practical, either. So give them the next best thing- a coffee mug with the name of your company stamped on it. Or maybe a beer can cozy. Or a pen. That will "wow" them. For sure.
Want to keep those employees happy? Well, you could provide decent pay and a pension plan and paid vacations and flexible hours and maybe even bring back that work-from-home option that worked so well during the Bad Times of 2020. But again- you've got that profit margin to consider, and all that sounds like a lot of effort and expense. So give them the next best thing- maybe a tote bag with the name of the company they work at stitched into the side. And I bet they drink coffee, too- so again, maybe go with those mugs. That stuff will "wow" them. For sure.
I will congratulate that grinning idiot woman assuring the panicky other idiot woman that she's "4imprint certain" because she works for 4imprint. That's a very brave front she's presenting there, and it's almost believable that she doesn't want to put a bullet through her brain and put an end to the terrible disappointment that her life has become. Sorry, got a little dark there- but come on. She did NOT go to college planning to land in THIS job.
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