Sunday, March 30, 2025

Why 4imprint is a thing

 


Want those clients to use your company again and again?  Well, you could provide quality service at a good price.  But let's face it- that requires effort, and considering your planned profit margin it's probably not especially practical, either.  So give them the next best thing- a coffee mug with the name of your company stamped on it.  Or maybe a beer can cozy.  Or a pen.  That will "wow" them.  For sure.

Want to keep those employees happy?  Well, you could provide decent pay and a pension plan and paid vacations and flexible hours and maybe even bring back that work-from-home option that worked so well during the Bad Times of 2020.  But again- you've got that profit margin to consider, and all that sounds like a lot of effort and expense.  So give them the next best thing- maybe a tote bag with the name of the company they work at stitched into the side.  And I bet they drink coffee, too- so again, maybe go with those mugs.  That stuff will "wow" them.  For sure.  

I will congratulate that grinning idiot woman assuring the panicky other idiot woman that she's "4imprint certain" because she works for 4imprint.  That's a very brave front she's presenting there, and it's almost believable that she doesn't want to put a bullet through her brain and put an end to the terrible disappointment that her life has become.   Sorry, got a little dark there- but come on.  She did NOT go to college planning to land in THIS job.

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