These are among the most expensive LookAtMeMobiles on the market, despite having terrible ratings when it comes to regular upkeep. There's a reason why they are such popular lease vehicles; you can generally expect 2-3 years of problem-free driving before the thing starts to fall out from under you and becomes more intimate with your local repair shop than with the driveway you liked to show it off from.
Basically, Audi presents a legacy of gaudy cars and gaudier ads littered with buzzphrases like "state of the art technology" and, most hilariously, "quattro all-wheel drive" ("quattro" means "four." You're telling us that this car has four-wheel drive. "Quattro all-wheel" is just cringey redundancy on a whole new scale. What else does it have? Post-Viewing Rear-view mirrors? Locking Security Doors? Global Positioning GPS Location Finder View Screens?)
And of course the comment section is filled with comments like "this commercial made me cry" and "best commercial ever" and "I can't wait to sign up for seven years of payments of $1500 a month for the next Audi," etc. Because bots are a thing and people are really, really dumb. Dumb enough to buy Audis, even.
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