Remember back in 2016 when Leslie Jones got all that nasty online flack for her performance in the Ghostbusters reboot trailer?
Well, here she is, five years later, doubling down on the head-wagging minstrel show which I'm sure is absolutely HI-larious if you are a racist "oh that's so like them" white jackass or a black fan of Tyler Perry's films (seriously, what is wrong with you?) but otherwise- this is not helpful. This is not helpful AT ALL.
It's not even so much the commercial that's brain-dead stupid. The guy has allergies. He's sneezing. WE GET IT.
It's the YouTube Comments that broke my spirit with this one. Just look at them. These people are kidding, right? This is all a put-on, right? I don't live in a country where people not only find this funny, but find it SO funny that their ribs ache, they lose control of their bladders, and they watch it over and over again at half-speed because OMIGOD ITS SO SO FUNNY LOL?
I can't accept that. I have to get myself up and face the day every morning. I can't do that if these comments are real.
So these two loud asshats have nothing better to do with their halftime show than to smash their way into the home of a woman who is already in physical and emotional pain in order to literally pile on by mocking both?
Anyone who has ever had an AFLAC representative appear at a Human Resources meeting knows why the vast majority of people don't purchase AFLAC or anybody else's supplemental insurance: because it costs an arm and a leg (no pun intended; unlike AFLAC, I don't think serious injury is anything to laugh at.) The woman the two noxious jackanapes are yelling past most likely didn't buy AFLAC because she didn't think she'd ever need it; it's vastly more likely she didn't buy it because she can't afford it.
So AFLAC is the kind of company owned and operated by people who think that most Americans are just greedy, short-sighted idiots who won't do the very simple thing and throw hundreds of dollars a month that they don't have at an insurance company so they can get bills taken care of if they suffer an injury. Not that most Americans have a hard enough time paying for the insurance provided in part by their employer.
And AFLAC is also the kind of company which will go out and hire someone to make a commercial in which two grinning, screeching idiots will destroy part of an injured woman's home and then laughingly sneer at the injured woman who Should Have Known Better than to reject the opportunity to pay for extra insurance she couldn't afford.
Seriously, take that duck, take these wastes of perfectly good skin and oxygen, and jump off the nearest high cliff, please. Stop adding to OUR pain.
1. This ugly twerp, finding himself unable to answer a question from his daughter,* attempts to hide his ignorance- and avoid saying "I don't know"- by consulting the brains of the family. Since it's a history question, its kind of like being transported back in time....
2. I have zero problem imagining that if this stupid shlub found himself in the city of Pompeii in the middle of the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, he'd be self-centered enough to try to stop random scared-out-of-their-wits locals to ask them to provide an answer to his daughter's question.
3. I also have zero problem with the "citizens of Pompeii can speak English" bit, because that's just par for the course in tv commercials. Everyone speaks 21st century English, all the time. Just like the citizens of Italy today (no kidding- everyone there DOES speak English. But they sure as hell didn't in 79 A.D.** Probably because the language didn't exist yet.)
4. This guy is a moron. Everyone with even a passing acquaintance with history knows that Mount Vesuvius erupted, burying Pompeii and Herculaneum. But not this idiot. Which is why he's dependent on a talking Google box to at least try to look semi-educated.
*we don't get a good look at this guy's wife, but considering that the daughter doesn't look like an ugly WASPy little mutant, I'm assuming she's a hot little trophy. Another example of what money can do- this little twerp can get himself a beautiful wife and a big house despite having no brains because money is the ultimate equalizer.
**so the residents of Pompeii thought it was the year "79 A.D." while their town was being destroyed, did they? Wow, the Dionysian System sure caught on fast, didn't it? In Pompeii, it even predated Dionysus by 500 years!
I always love the "...even if you've got less than perfect credit" line in these ads. Though it would be more accurate if it read "especially if you've got crap credit," because The General exists for the same reason Rent A Center exists- to provide a service to people who have proven themselves to be unreliable borrowers or bad drivers in the past. Yeah, no kidding it's available "even if you've got less than perfect credit"- if you've got anything close to perfect credit, you're not going to be getting month-to-month insurance coverage with ridiculously high deductibles any more than you're going to get hyped about paying $99 a month for sixteen years for a big-screen tv.
And driving without insurance isn't just a "bad idea." It's illegal. In every state (yes, even in New Hampshire, where they put the dumb in Freedom.) Driving illegally is a bad idea, sure. Was that your actual point, though?
And let's distract everyone with the "funny" tattoo accident bit. It certainly worked with several people who felt compelled to comment below this Youtube post, especially people who were totally psyched at seeing some guy they recognized from some other show in this ad because there is absolutely, positively nothing going on in their lives at all.
What we're supposed to see: people "sharing" and "communicating" despite COVID using Skype and their electronic devices.
What I see: evidence that people are just as noisy,* annoying, and devoid of imagination on Skype as they are in person.
*Seriously, this ad is just one 90-second long wall of noise. Plus, it's so jittery and frenetic that it should come with a seizure warning. Too many faces lunging at the camera, too many cutaways, and again...too. Much. Noise.
