This Rinvoq commercial hits home*

 

I didn't start off telling myself that my mild rheumatoid arthritis was no big deal.  I have a low tolerance for pain, and I'm too active to want to be slowed down by pain flares. 

So I got several x-rays and two MRIs.  I had sessions with three different physical therapy providers over the course of six years.  I pretty much gave up white sugar when I connected its consumption with severe pain flares.  And I went on Humira.  And I stayed on Humira.  For three years.

I don't think any of this worked; I think that my knee and hip pain has simply become more like the back pain I've experienced since being hit by a drunk driver in 2002- something that is Just There, a minor annoyance.  It doesn't keep me from doing anything.  Does it limit by ability to enjoy movement?  I'm sure it does.  But it doesn't stop me from participating in movement.

Would Rinvoq work for me?  I don't know, because my insurance doesn't cover Rinvoq.  It covered Humira.  Which means it paid out tens of thousands of dollars on a twice-a-month injection that did nothing (I've been off it for more than a year now.  No difference.)  I'll probably never know if Rinvoq would work for me.  Maybe there will be an affordable generic version that my insurance will cover in the future.  We'll see.

*especially today, my 61st birthday.  I feel pretty young today.  Some days I feel very old.  Pretty much depends on how sore I feel from one day to the next.  But I watch my weight, take my cholesterol meds, and my doctor says I have the heart of a 25-year old** so I guess a few aches and pains are no big deal.

**I don't know how he found this out, and until the police get a search warrant, it can't be proven either way.

Sally and Prevagen. Another sad story.

 

What is Sally willing to do for a few seconds of screentime and a few bucks as a "paid spokesperson?" Let us count the ways in which Sally is willing to sell her dignity.

For one, she's willing to use her place of employment as a backdrop for this nonsense.  For another, she's willing to lie about "reading the clinical study" (what study?  Where can we find this study?) and this convincing her to try Prevagen, because "reading the clinical study" sounds better than "was suckered in by a lame commercial."  

She's also willing to give Prevagen credit for what she says is "sharper focus" and "better memory," when it would make as much sense to praise the stone in her shoe considering that there is actually no real evidence that this nonsense does anything at all and isn't just an expensive placebo.

Seems to me that the only real impact Prevagen has on its users is to make them more susceptible to offers to pitch Prevagen for cash.  Maybe a future "clinical study" will reveal that Prevagen is a powerfully effective Dignity Removal Drug, or DRD, which is especially useful to anyone looking to pursue a career on Social Media?

The Evil Genius of LinkedIn Ads (Part II)

 

Apparently, "Being Professional" means nothing more than "having a job" or even simply "being human."  

Hey, guess what?  I can do this without LinkedIn.  Now, how do I go about convincing LinkedIn of this?

But from LinkedIn's point of view, "Being Professional" also means remaining tied to LinkedIn even if you aren't looking for a job or seeking help.  It means getting endless Emails urging you to check out who is looking you up, what everyone else is doing, and in short using a "service" you don't really need and aren't at all interested in using because you're already employed, don't need the ads, or simply Have a Life.  A life in which too much time is spent trying to Unsubscribe from LinkedIn.

Sorry, but I'm not interested in spending several minutes every day Congratulating people I haven't seen or heard from in years for their Anniversary at Their Latest Address That Pays Them.  Call me distant, but I just don't care if someone I worked with, taught, or knew casually twenty years ago posted something about something that has nothing to do with me.  I don't need LinkedIn cluttering my inbox with notices that this or that person has done this or that thing at this or that company.  I'm simply.  Not. Interested.  Because I simply. Don't. Care.

But again- good luck Unsubscribing.  It ain't happening.  The Facebook of Capitalism will never let you go.  So remember this person? They posted an update. Go check it out.  NOW.

Ray Reynolds: Proof that Sirius/XM will take advertising revenue from ANYONE*

 

This guy has been offering very high-interest loans ("usury" is a slur and judgment call, not a legal term- at least, not on the federal level- and state usury laws are ridiculously generous to lenders and hard on borrowers.  Pennsylvania and New Jersey define "usurious" rates at above THIRTY PERCENT.  Nevada has NO LIMITS AT ALL on interest rates for personal loans) for more than a decade, and he's currently polluting the airwaves by claiming that people "better" know him as "The Godfather of Credit."  Which is kind of telling when you remember that "The Godfather" is a term given to the patriarch of a massive criminal cartel.  

Apparently, this guy has been offering desperate/stupid people barely-legal lines of credit in exchange for high interest payments, fees, etc. etc.- fans of Dickens will think The Anglo-Bengalee Disinterested Life Assurance Company in Martin Chuzzlewit.  He's a Lender of Last Resort- when the customer doesn't have anything of value to pawn but still considers himself a budding Small Businessman who just Needs a Break.  

The people who fall into this net will get less than they were promised (in exchange for up-front fees, no doubt) at a rate higher than they were offered over the phone (but not in writing.)  Just like those "warranty companies" that cold-call, it's all about getting access to the CUSTOMER'S bank information or credit card.  The promises made by the company?  If they aren't in writing, they don't exist.  It's why the common denominator for all of these "offers" is that you never get a contract until AFTER you've signed up.  Because that's how business is done legitimately, right?

*to be fair, after twenty years as a subscriber, I hardly needed more evidence that Sirius/XM will provide advertising for any person or company willing to pay for advertising.  Just off the top of my head, here is a list of "companies" I've heard advertised on Sirius/XM since 2004:

Blue Hippo (remember those super-cheap computers with FREE printers people paid $30 a week for but never actually received?

Ronnie Deutsch "Legal Services."

TaxMasters "Legal Services."  I think that guy- who looked suspiciously like Ray Reynolds- ended up doing jail time.  

Ox Car Care and I've Lost Count of How Many Other "Car Warranty Services."

Home Repair "Warranties."

California Psychics.

Any number of "Credit Repair" companies.

Any number of "Get out of your Time Share" offers.

An almost infinite number of "Skip out of your completely legitimate tax debt" offers.

Big Lou and any number of "Term Life Insurance" offers.

Prevagen and other non-medicines.

Headhunter and other payroll and HR "services" geared at convincing small business owners that they need help dealing with Awful Awful Regulation and Evil Evil Unions. 

"Tribute Proofs" pretending to be coins.  

"Start a Computer Career" non-offers to train people for non-jobs.

Etc. etc. etc.  I suspect that more than half of the ads I hear on Sirius/XM are scams.  Hurrah for Free Speech, right?

Because they are on XM Radio all the time....another comment on Ox Car "care" commercials

 

The most unintentionally funny part of the radio ads is when we hear a guy say "my mechanic recommended Ox Car Care."  Why is this line so funny?  

1.  Why would a mechanic recommend any car warranty at all?  Mechanics- like any other provider of services- like to deal directly with customers.  Why would any recommend a middle man?  Do mechanics LIKE additional paperwork?  How is this better than getting handed a credit card by the customer to pay for the repair?

2.  Why would a mechanic recommend OX CAR CARE?  Do mechanics like having to go back to customers to say "sorry, that work I did for you will not be covered by this non-insurance insurance?"  Do they LIKE having repaired cars sitting in their lot?  Do they LIKE not getting paid for work done, unable to pay for parts and labor because a scammy warranty "service" and the customer keep insisting that the other is responsible?  Now imagine being the mechanic who recommended Ox Car Care- how do you then turn around and insist that the customer pay for a repair that is not covered by the COMPANY YOU RECOMMENDED?  

Oh wait, maybe you own a big lot and your real business is charging storage fees?  Maybe this conspiracy is deeper than I thought?

What's so different about these E*TRADE Baby Commercials

 

Most of the commercials I review simply Shouldn't Be.  Because they are dumb and don't actually "sell" anything.  They just waste time and burn brain cells and make us all a little bit more stupid.  Beyond that, they are pretty harmless.  

What's different about these E*TRADE Baby Commercials is not only that they Shouldn't Be, but that they Shouldn't Be Legal.  The children being digitally superimposed over CGI can't consent to the use of their images.  They don't agree to being made laughing stocks for the economic benefit of their parents.  They don't consent to have thoughts they don't have about a subject they can't comprehend be attributed to their images.  In short, they are being exploited.  I'm pretty sure that there's a word for this.

As to the glue-sniffers who enjoy this garbage; I have nothing for you but contempt.  Get a life.  

Wegovy, Ozempic, and now RO- nothing brings out the Boomer in me more than these ads...

 

One shot a week,* plus diet and exercise, and you can lose 20 lbs. in six months.

One stone in the pot, plus water, vegetables, and a little meat, will make a great soup.

One rabbit's foot, plus careful planning and caution, will prevent accidents and bring "good luck."

I could go on.  I don't think I have to. 

*there's something in the small print about the "impact on humans" being "unknown."  I'm assuming it's talked about the drug contained in the once-a-week injection, because the impact of diet and exercise on the body has been well-known for quite some time.